
I wouldn't say an English breakfast in a pie is the Holy Grail of the pie-maker's art, but it's certainly challenging. You have a bunch of elements, some wet, some dry and one of them runny, and for most of them, being baked in a pie isn't the best way to cook them. But it's always fun to try.

Bacon is another water-hog, especially if you bought it from a supermarket. Place the rashers of bacon side-by-side on a piece of kitchen paper. Cover the top with more paper and pop it in the microwave for 2 minutes. Separate the bacon from the paper, pat it dry and set aside.
Separate your eggs and place each egg white and egg yolk into an individual little bowl. Now we need to cook the egg whites, just enough so they are set. The best way to do this is to use a couple of well-greased metal rings (if you don't have any you could improvise by removing the top and bottom from something like a baked bean can, but be careful of sharp edges). Heat some oil in a frying pan and slide the egg white in. When it has cooked enough to move without it running, remove it from the pan.
Finally, add a bit more oil to the frying pan and brown the sausages and the black pudding.
Moisten the rim of the pastry case and place the lid over it. Squeeze the top and bottom together with your thumbs and do some fancy crimping if you like. If your sausages are sticking through the top, you might have a pastry upstand. Just cut it off. Place the 2 small pastry discs into the holes you cut them from, and paint the whole lid with eggwash. Pop the pie into the oven for about 30 minutes, then remove it. Remove the pastry discs and carefully slide an egg yolk into each of the holes. Put the pie back in the oven for another 3 minutes until the yolks are just cooked.
250 grams plain (all-purpose) flour
125 grams lard
100 ml water
2 egg whites
2 egg yolks
4 tbsp baked beans
2 slices black pudding
a handful of small mushrooms
2 rashers bacon
2 sausages
1 tomato
25 grams butterOil for sautéeing. Egg wash (one egg beaten with a little milk) for glazing the pie.